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Friends mondays at 8/7c
Family Guy wednesdays at 8/7c
Seinfeld weeknights at 5/4c
Everybody Loves Raymond weeknights at 7/6c
Sex and the City mondays and thursdays at 11/10c
very funny quotes:

Friends

"Pheebs, who's George Stephanopoulos?"
"That's Big Bird's friend."
- Rachel and Pheobe in The One With George Stephanopoulos

Everybody Loves Raymond

"Just because you were a good girl in the fifties doesn't mean --"
"Good girl? HAH!"
- Debra and Frank, to Marie in Good Girls

"Sorry, Frankenstein's house of tooth decay is closed."
- Frank in Halloween Candy

"That is so whack!"
"Okay see right there... we're Italian, whack means something else to us."
- Robert and Ray in Robert's Date

Sex and the City

"I've been dating since I was fifteen! I'm exhausted. Where is he?"
- Charlotte in Where There's Smoke...

Home Improvement

"I need help. I'm thinkin of checkin into the Henry Ford clinic."
- Tim in Whose Car Is It Anyway?

Friends

"You got a manny!?"
- Chandler in The One With The Male Nanny

"If she wants to go out there kissing guys that she barely knows, then so will I!"
- Ross in The One Where Monica Sings

Seinfeld

"There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush..."
- Jerry in The Smelly Car

Family Guy

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
- Peter in Lethal Weapons

"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
- Stewie in Brian Does Hollywood

Seinfeld

"I wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about."
- Elaine in The Dog

"Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?"
- Jerry in The Marine Biologist

Family Guy

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."
- Peter in DaBoom

Sex and the City

"In NYC, you are always looking for a job, a boyfriend or an apartment."
- Carrie in Plus One is the Loneliest Number

House of Payne

"See, if I kill you, you can't pay me back. Now, go get me a beer and a pork chop."
- Curtis in No Money, Mo' Problems