Leslie Pool’s Top Ten Office Do’s and Don’ts

1) DO volunteer to plan the company picnic.			DON’T volunteer to run the kissing booth.
2) DO open doors for your colleagues.			DON’T let them catch you looking at their butt.
3) DO remove your lunch containers from the break room fridge every Friday.			DON’T eat other people’s lunch claiming that you are helping clean out the fridge.
4) DO sign up for the special training classes.			DON’T start hosting your own “Creative Accounting” class in the conference room.
5) DO show up to work on time.			DON’T show up with your date from last night.
6) DO sign the office birthday cards.			DON’T write “Your days are numbered” and sign your boss’s name.
7) DO use all of your sick days.			DON’T let them know you’re calling from Costa Rica.
8) DO prepare a snappy intro for side presentations.			DON’T perform your special version of Soulja Boy.
9) DO have a positive attitude.			DON’T tell your boss that you’re positive you’ll quit by the end of the week.
10) DO spend time chatting with your co-workers at the water cooler.			DON’T forget to remind everyone to watch 10 Items or Less Tuesdays at 11pm.

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